bandersnatchcuddlebuns:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

the jesus fandom

nogyu:

God has spoken.

LITERALLY

elisetheawesome:

gitsygiddy:

all-the-gay-ships:

youbettersuitup:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

cartoonmotioned:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

bring the crack au’s

supernatural fandom you’re up next guys

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

jalecki:

supernatural-addicted:

#me after a new episode of supernatural

#liar liar mom on fire

LEAVE

hungarian:

do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

narthen:

I NEED THESE SHOES!!!!!!

yaoiforlife:

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

I like how no one has pointed out that the blond hair girl looks like emily osment

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

manticorex:

Never thought of it like that before, quite true though

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

sodamnrelatable:

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MySpace is for musical people.

Twitter is for famous people.

Tumblr is for special people.