it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
the jesus fandom
God has spoken.
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
supernatural fandom you’re up next guys
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
I NEED THESE SHOES!!!!!!
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch
I like how no one has pointed out that the blond hair girl looks like emily osment
The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?
Never thought of it like that before, quite true though
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
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