This here is a real gun. See?
anyone else love how Sam didn’t react
Pretty sure he reacted with a bitchface
pretty sure he was thinking of the little piece of wood that hit his head
THAT PIECE OF WOOD.
(Source: helldean, via yaoifanatic4ever)
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I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
all I have to say is….
look at his ass
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via yaoifanatic4ever)
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
the average speed of a male ejaculation is 28 mph.
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house.
UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
the jesus fandom